b is hilarious. we regularly converse via g chat or instant messenger while i'm at work all day, and lately he has been full of priceless gems.
me: how was chuck last night?
Brandon: it was great
i cried a little
Brandon: got emotional
Brandon: my man crush on zachary levi came back
you are WAY too into that show
Brandon: i know
it's everything i want to be
[see: b's GIANT obsession with the tv show chuck...although he hates reliving the botched chance he had to become real-life BFFs with zachary levi]
Brandon: btw, kiffin means to smoke pot in german
[see: our favorite college football team, USC, set to hire some jerk named lane kiffin as the new head coach...RIP pete carroll]
i like him.
p.s. yesterday was my half birthday. no cupcakes were involved :(