Thursday, February 5, 2009

crazies on the train

we call this one "the phantom of the subway."



kind of hard to get a good pic of her because she runs like the wind. i grabbed my phone as soon as i saw her go by tonight, even though i was weighed down by a 40 lb. laptop bag, and snapped that one.

b and i see this woman almost every morning on the train [depending how early or late we are running...she's always on the 8:10 train, without fail. we are not]. she wears ALL BLACK. black shoes, black pants, black trenchcoat, black sunglasses (even inside the subway -- which is underground, so there is no sun), a black hat, and my favorite: black gloves.

every. day.

even when it is 95 degrees outside, she feels the need to be fully clothed. in black. i especially love the gloves. i hate germs probably more than the next person and have mastered the art of subway surfing, where i ride standing up but keep my balance enough to avoid touching any handrails. maybe i'm missing my calling -- i should wear GLOVES! then i can touch every single disgusting surface out there!

she also tears through the train and subway stations like she is late for something...but i have personally seen her cross hill street and stop right in front of a bus station to wait who knows how long for a bus. she waits a lot.

i keep a pretty tight clip myself, trying to stay ahead of the pack of bumbling slow-walkers, but she always rushes by us. b and i give each other the look and whisper "the phantom!" and then we smile and walk to work.

6 comments:

The Hunt House said...

Hilarious. You should follow her one day and see just where she is running to in such a hurry....maybe she's a secret ninja.

Jean said...

Haha! That is so funny! Way to snap a pic of the Phantom in motion! Oh, train crazies. How we love you.

Angela and Mike said...

haha, I love this phantom. Let me take a few guesses at what exactly it is that she does:

1) She is an FBI agent that thinks wearing black and walkign fast helps her stay undercover

2) She endlessly rides busses and metros ALL day long

3) She works at a Halloween store and got stuck being the "Scary wear black" costume lady. She secretly wishes she could be the one wearing the spiderman outfit everyday...but scary black lady it is.

4) She ACTUALLY thinks she is the phantom from the phantom of the opera. Follow her on Monday and maybe she'll start singing "Music of the Night"

Those are my explanations :)

Piper said...

Riding public transportation is some of the best entertainment out there. I love that you snapped a pic!

Roxanne said...

hilarious...thats all..

dana said...

haha!